Your brand name will last longer and get more use than any other investment you make in your business. So if you want to play, you gotta pay. How much, depends on which of our services you choose: Top Sirloin, Fast Food, Ala Carte or Snack.

FULL SERVICE NAMING (a.k.a. “Top Sirloin”) $25K+
Our Full Service naming projects span 8-12 weeks and are ideal for high profile naming assignments where key executives and multiple decision makers are involved. This premium level of service includes two rounds of name exploration by our A-team, in-person meetings, a highly productive and fun name review exercise with your core team, consensus building exercises, preliminary trademark screenings, multiple in-person meetings, domain availability searches and a formal presentation of final name candidates. Fees start at $25K and go up from there based on saturation in your trademark class(es) and other hurdles including if you need us to find you an available domain name, or if we are naming a mobile app and you don’t want it share the name with any other app, even in a different category.

STREAMLINED SERVICE (a.k.a “Fast Food”) $10K+
Eat My Words’ fastest, most affordable, and efficient way of delivering high-quality names is our Streamlined Service. Our most popular option, this process is ideal for clients who are looking for ways to save time and marketing dollars. Our Streamlined Service takes 3+ weeks (depending on if you request a second round) and is for clients in a hurry who want a high volume of creative names quickly without all the formality of our Full Service Naming process. With our Streamlined Service, clients still work with Alexandra and her “A Team,” get highly personalized service, and a wide range of creative names – usually 100+ in the first round. To knock out any obvious legal conflicts of interest, we will do light USPTO.gov screens on our top recommendations but any full trademark screenings will be your responsibility. (You’ll save money by only screening the names you like.) Fees start at $10K and are based on saturation in your trademark class(es) and other hurdles including if you need us to find you an available domain name, or if we are naming an app that you insist not share a name with any other app, even in an unrelated category. If you have a compressed timeline, rush charges may also apply.

SNACK $2,500+
If you are a cash-strapped entrepreneur, shoe-string start-up or non-profit organization (as opposed to a “non-profit company”), and we have the time to take on a small project, our talented team of Sous Chefs will generate a bite-sized round of 50+ names for the very appetizing price of $2,500. For more on Snack and to see if you qualify, click here.

CONSULTING $500+
Naming a company and your gut is telling you it’s not the best name? Trying to decide between a few top contenders? Want a second opinion on what your naming agency came up with? Need help selling brand names to management? Our founder, naming savant Alexandra Watkins, can give you the expert insight and direction you need to move forward or avoid disaster. And she’ll give it to you straight. If your brand name is great she won’t be able to hide her excitement. If it could be stronger she’ll tell you why and how to get there, whether it means doing it on your own or hiring Eat My Words. The fee is $500 for a half hour call, which is sufficient time for Alexandra to review your names and give you direction. Please note that consulting is not a brainstorming session with Alexandra.