We know. Sitting around doing bong hits all day while getting paid to dream up clever names sounds even cooler than being an ice cream taster for Ben & Jerry’s. It is. That’s why a lot of people want to work for us. Few have ever been chosen and we are incredibly loyal to them. But if you think you are God’s gift to naming, we invite you to take our Namer Test…send us your top 20 names for a cool new external hard drive that stores an enormous amount of data.

5 BIG HINTS

1. Your names must follow our style of
   conceptual names – poke around our website for examples.
2. Amateurs do best, especially writers (nearly all of our namers are authors).
3. If you are a “professional namer,” chances are your style won’t match our style. (see #4 & #5 below)
4. We cringe at tired words like Data, Bot, Byte, Stor, or anything else that sounds descriptive, forced or dated.
5. Cheesy and cute names make us throw up a little bit in our mouth.

5 LITTLE RULES

1. Send 20 names in the body of an email to dreamjobs @ eatmywords.com.
2. Do not CC or directly email anyone by name at Eat My Words.
3. No attachments, including resumes or photos of body parts.
4. Do not “check in” with us after you send the names. Trust us, we got them and will contact you within 48 hours if we like your work.
5. By sending us your names, you are giving us permission to publish them in our blog, the Kitchen Sink.